Anonymous asked:
you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

Just to get a job is always really exciting to me. I do feel there’s a lot left for me to learn about movies, the subtleties of acting.

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

prospect-euphoria:

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

talkingperfectly-loud:

Age Bending Pt. 1

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

realnebawhatsup:

Did a twitter lecture today on white terrorism in response to Rodgers and I don’t want to retype it on here so here y’all go

metalgasm:

f-abulush:

versvcx:

teenless:

e-maho:

fawun:

breezyashell:

how is this going to get almost 200k notes, it was taken at the college cafe at 10am

because everyone who’s reblogging it is thinking wow I know exactly where I’d prefer you at 10am

how do you look like a greece god at 10am, how

HAHA OMG

the piercing, the eyebrows, the eyes, the jaw line. are you the epitome of beauty?

you’re beautiful human being thanks god 

dude

metalgasm:

f-abulush:

versvcx:

teenless:

e-maho:

fawun:

breezyashell:

how is this going to get almost 200k notes, it was taken at the college cafe at 10am

because everyone who’s reblogging it is thinking wow I know exactly where I’d prefer you at 10am

how do you look like a greece god at 10am, how

HAHA OMG

the piercing, the eyebrows, the eyes, the jaw line. are you the epitome of beauty?

you’re beautiful human being thanks god 

dude